"Slow and Steady" by Joshua Wilson The story headline is "A Garish Hack". The release number is 0 Include Vorple Element Manipulation by Juhana Leinonen. When play begins: execute JavaScript command "//initializing vorple, not actually doing anything here."; Boring Room is a room. "You are in an exceedingly quiet room. You can hear your heart beating. =!;Thump-thump. =!;Thump-thump. =!;Thump-thump.". The printed name of the Boring Room is "A Slow, Boring Room".